Trust me, I'm a professional.
It's true. I've been educating myself in web development and creating websites for nearly five years, and I think that I've gotten to be pretty good at it. Don't believe me? It's okay, I understand. I haven't compiled a full portfolio of my works, yet, but I'm getting there. Check below for some screen captures of websites I've developed. If you are interested in becoming a client of mine, feel free to contact me.
In addition, I am beginning to develop Mac software. Though I am by no means a professional in this field, I'm learning quickly and would be more than willing to join a group of individuals from whom I can learn more while contributing to their project(s).